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A 13th Star Sign has been added to the Zodiac
According to astronomer Parke Kunkle, changes in the alignment of the Earth have altered the science behind our astrological signs. The addition of the 13th sign, called Ophiuchus, has caused a shift in the dates that the original star signs fall under. For example, I am now an Aquarius. Well fuck you Kunkle & your appropriately humorous name, I will forever be a Pisces Queen!
Here’s a line-up of the new star sign dates so y’all can check & see if you should rethink any future tattoo plans:
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20
Apparently people born on the switch dates are two signs!
o0o0owhatt Geminiiiiii, holla at mee! But i’ll forever always be a cancer girl @heart:)
dammitLOL thought i was the special Ophiuchus but i’m off by 7 days fuckgoddamshit
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When the bell rings, and everyone starts packing their stuff up.
Teacher: The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do.
WELL THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BELL FOR?!

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If you love your mom. Repost this. One girl didn’t and her mom died 4 days later.
antheaislegit-:
nicoleisprettyreckless:
owlb0nes:
albuspercivalwulfricdumbledore:
loveisworththeshot:
I LOVE MY MOM.Instant reblog not going to take the chance. 
just cause i love my mommma ♥
i’m pretty sure her mother didn’t die because she didn’t reblog a post on tumblr…..
OMFG THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID BUT I’M NOT GOING TO FUCK MYSELF OVER FOR NOT REBLOGGING
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UGH FUCK.
ihatethesestupidchains
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If You’re a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This. <be yourself>
Reblog to see the hidden message.
wot.
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Pizza planet truck
Toy Story:
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Toy Story 3:
Bugs Life:
Monsters Inc:
Finding Nemo:
Cars:
Ratatouille:

WALL-E:
UP:
I showed this to my friend and he said “somebody just made a very important discovery in life”.
MIND - BLOWN
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